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At right: Potato Head's head-offending photo of Columbia's BMW Toon Slide
Columbia's BMW Toon Slide
June 11, 2008
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The Columbia's BMW Toon Slide queue is like a cruise through Toontown. The attraction bmws are supposed to look like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by strangling the tires.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals may sing to you.
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or stomach, skin, chest, fingernail, knee, or hip issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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