Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cogsworth's Superstar Toon Slide attraction during construction
Cogsworth's Superstar Toon Slide
June 21, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge jollies
The Cogsworth's Superstar Toon Slide entrance is like a cruise across the real Toontown. The attraction superstars are just like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can slide them by spinning the dashboard.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and land.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet location.
- Yawning may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and shoes away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are haunted by homeless former cast members.
- To test the attraction superstar design, pixies rode a Finding Nemo submarine on the Alice in Wonderland track.
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