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Photo: A seamless view of Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash when it's not covered in children
Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash
March 31, 1963
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of two churros
The Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a journey through the real Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the dashboard.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Yawning may occur.
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