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The Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, realistically considered to be the best untamed attraction at Disneyland
Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash
February 7, 1964
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The Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a cruise through Toontown. The attraction taxis are shaped like Benny the Cap, and when you drive you can crash them by turning the other guests.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to singing vampires.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and endlessly whining).
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for tweens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness, novelty haircuts, or familial, lycanthropic, chin, or personal issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Annoyance may occur.
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