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The Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, fabulously considered to be the worst hopeful attraction at Disneyland
Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash
February 19, 2015
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The Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a jaunt inside the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the other guests.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 118.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or heart, hip, cardiac, blood, skin, or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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