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The Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, daringly considered to be the worst western attraction at Disneyland
Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash
June 10, 1963
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The Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a walking tour into the real Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Benny the Cig, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the toons.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess autograph location.
- Minimum height 47".
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling, unstylish haircuts, blinding shoes, or familial or heart issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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