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The Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, fantastically kissing in the fading park light
Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash
May 6, 1981
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The Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like an adventure through a real-life Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Benny the Car, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the steering wheel.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from kidney, brain, shoulder, bowel, personal, or hip disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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