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The Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, secretly considered to be the worst tight attraction at Disneyland
Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash
February 10, 1986
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The Clarabelle Cow's Taxi Toon Crash entrance is like a jaunt into Toontown. The attraction taxis are formed like Benny the Cat, and as you drive you can crash them by dooming the headlights.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections or hair issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Tom originally intended for this attraction to feature live rams.
- To test the attraction taxi concept, soon-to-be-former employees rode a Matterhorn bobsled on King Arthur Carrousel.
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