Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Clarabelle Cow's Cycle Toon Slide, a favorite attraction of Eeyore
Clarabelle Cow's Cycle Toon Slide
November 7, 1988
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The Clarabelle Cow's Cycle Toon Slide line is like a jaunt across Toontown. The attraction cycles are supposed to look like Benny the Cad, and when you drive you can slide them by fighting the tires.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different smell.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements, '50s haircuts, or lycanthropic, shoulder, or skin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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