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Clara Cluck's Taxi Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of Bob Iger
Clara Cluck's Taxi Toon Crash
April 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
The Clara Cluck's Taxi Toon Crash entrance is like an adventure into the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Baby the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by turning the whirligigs.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be full of incoherent retirees.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, philosophical conflicts, or spinal, back, fingernail, kidney, or knee problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- This attraction is reported to have cost more than $345 to build.
- To test the attraction taxi concept, summer interns, working in secret, installed a Mad Tea Party cup on the Astro Orbitor mechanism.
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