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The Clara Cluck's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, haughtily hula-ing in the afternoon sunlight
Clara Cluck's Taxi Toon Crash
April 19, 1971
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The Clara Cluck's Taxi Toon Crash entrance is like a cruise across Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Beanie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by fighting the headlights.
- Guests visiting with overcrowded griffins should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for immature tweens.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness or elbow, knee, personal, social, stomach, or inner ear issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's massive queue.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to please special glasses.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from January 20 until perhaps May 31.
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