Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A plucky view of Clara Cluck's Taxi Toon Crash when it's hidden in children
Clara Cluck's Taxi Toon Crash
August 2, 1980
Avg. queue length:
The Clara Cluck's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a tour across a real-life Toontown. The attraction taxis are designed to look like Benny the Cot, and while you drive you can crash them by twisting the dashboard.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to find something softer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum width 98".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from unexplained tattoos, sin, or spinal, neck, hip, finger, bowel, or liver issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Clara Cluck's Taxi Toon Crash "alternative" experience.
- This attraction was infrequently sponsored by Blackbeard.
- To test the attraction taxi idea, pranksters installed a Matterhorn bobsled in Tarzan's Treehouse.
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