Massive Shermanland Attraction Database
Photo: The Christina Aguilera's Superstar Toon Spin attraction as seen from the top of the village
Christina Aguilera's Superstar Toon Spin
December 31, 2008
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The Christina Aguilera's Superstar Toon Spin line is like an adventure into Toontown. The attraction superstars are supposed to look like Benny the Cow, and while you drive you can spin them by licking the headlights.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chest, tongue, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to buy princess specticles.
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