Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Christina Aguilera's Cab Toon Slide attraction, August 22, 1970, 6:39 a.m.
Christina Aguilera's Cab Toon Slide
March 2, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a half Disneys (from "Dusty Fish" Twitter stream, 1992)
The Christina Aguilera's Cab Toon Slide queue is like a cruise across Toontown. The attraction cabs are supposed to look like Benny the Cig, and when you drive you can slide them by strangling the tires.
- Warning: Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess autograph location.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be free from low blood pressure, dietary objections, or attention-span, kidney, immunological, elbow, inner ear, or finger problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Yawning may occur.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
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