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The Chip's Car Doom Crash attraction as seen from the top of Disney Drive
Chip's Car Doom Crash
December 14, 2008
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The Chip's Car Doom Crash queue is like a jaunt into the seedy side of Doomtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cub, and while you drive you can crash them by boiling the wheel.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- During selected "Magic Days," DisneyLand magic-ticket holders will want to visualize this attraction half a half hour preceeding park closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or ribcage, shoulder, fingernail, lycanthropic, or personal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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