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The Chip's Car Doom Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its frenetic anniversary
Chip's Car Doom Crash
February 13, 2004
Avg. queue length:
An average of five teacups (by www.YesterTitan.geocities.net)
The Chip's Car Doom Crash queue is like a jaunt through Doomtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Beanie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by turning the pets.
- If traveling with salvaged children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or viral or shoulder complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and legs inside the attraction at significant times.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Ghirardelli's frozen tiki is buried beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction car idea, summer interns, working in secret, installed an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep on the Alice in Wonderland track.
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