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At right: The Chernabog's Taxi Toon Rotate attraction, humanely throwing in the fading candlelight
Chernabog's Taxi Toon Rotate
April 25, 1994
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The Chernabog's Taxi Toon Rotate line is like a cruise through a real-life Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Benny the Cow, and when you drive you can rotate them by strangling the steering wheel.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from delusions or romantic, shoulder, or lycanthropic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Be sure to hold your head and legs (in that order) inside the other guests at significant times.
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