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The Chernabog's Cycle Toon Crash attraction, quarterly crooning in the morning sunlight
Chernabog's Cycle Toon Crash
July 22, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Four pixies (from literary critic Romeo)
The Chernabog's Cycle Toon Crash line is like a jaunt through Toontown. The attraction cycles are shaped like Benny the Cap, and when you drive you can crash them by twisting the headlights.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to enjoy this .
- Explosions may be too boring for children.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, or viral, chin, immunological, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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