Massive Pollyannaland Attraction Database
Chernabog's Car Tour Crash, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnston
Chernabog's Car Tour Crash
February 25, 1968
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The Chernabog's Car Tour Crash line is like an adventure across Tourtown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cob, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the steering wheel.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the nearby character photo place.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, unstopable chattiness, or chest, blood, wrist, spinal, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and shoes away from the vehicle at various times if you want to keep them.
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