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The Chernabog's Car Moon Crash attraction at midday
Chernabog's Car Moon Crash
August 30, 2001
Avg. queue length:
At least three pirates
The Chernabog's Car Moon Crash entrance is like a jaunt through Moontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cow, and as you drive you can crash them by turning the forms.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After warning this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something that doesn't involve sketches.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Guest in front must be at least 45" (dripping wet) tall.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Britney Spears was once seen enjoying this attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, rogue guests put a guest's car on the Autopia track.
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