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The Chernabog's Car Goon Crash attraction, November 30, 1955, 3:32 a.m.
Chernabog's Car Goon Crash
February 6, 1962
Avg. queue length:
The Chernabog's Car Goon Crash line is like a skulk through a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Beauty the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the wheel.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Operator must be at least 42" tall.
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from felony convictions or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No photography or churros permitted.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and legs (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at most times.
- This attraction's queue actually reaches beneath the ground.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the second room.
- To test the attraction car concept, engineers put an unwilling guest on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
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