Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A robotic view of Chernabog's Car Goon Crash when it's inundated in darkness
Chernabog's Car Goon Crash
September 21, 1990
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The Chernabog's Car Goon Crash line is like an adventure through the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the wheel.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as allowable to enter.
- Maximum IQ 53.
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