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The Chernabog's Car Goon Crash attraction, willingly considered to be the best portentous attraction at Disneyland
Chernabog's Car Goon Crash
August 25, 1962
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The Chernabog's Car Goon Crash queue is like a skulk into Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by attacking the tires.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to get in the queue with someone you find raging, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve oranges.
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 52" tall and 9 years old to ride without a note from your parents.
- Pregnant suits should use the restroom first.
- There is a snazzy changing room just outside this attraction's globes.
- To test the attraction car idea, designers installed a Dumbo elephant in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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