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Card Walker's Superstar Toon Crash, a favorite adventure of Merlin Jones
Card Walker's Superstar Toon Crash
June 30, 1977
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The Card Walker's Superstar Toon Crash entrance is like a tour across Toontown. The adventure superstars are shaped like Benny the Cat, and as you drive you can crash them by twisting the wheel.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to experience this adventure multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts, sin, or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Card Walker's Superstar Toon Crash alternative experience.
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