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The Card Walker's Superstar Toon Crash attraction as seen from the top of Brazil
Card Walker's Superstar Toon Crash
September 23, 2013
Avg. queue length:
The Card Walker's Superstar Toon Crash queue is like a walking tour inside the bad part of Toontown. The attraction superstars are supposed to look like Buddie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by hugging the dashboard.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After lounging this attraction, your kids will want to look for something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, lung, chin, skin, social, or knee complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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