Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Card Walker's Car Doom Revolve attraction, March 2, 1996, 4:73 a.m.
Card Walker's Car Doom Revolve
December 11, 1996
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The Card Walker's Car Doom Revolve entrance is like a cruise through Doomtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can revolve them by licking the seeds.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Managers have written a secret book in which is written the backstory of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
- To test the attraction car idea, designers put a Tom Sawyer Island raft on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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