Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Card Walker's Cab Toon Crash dark ride, October 29, 1971, 3:32 a.m.
Card Walker's Cab Toon Crash
February 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
The Card Walker's Cab Toon Crash entrance is like a slink through a real-life Toontown. The dark ride cabs are supposed to look like Benny the Can, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- Warning: massively Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times.
- After going on this dark ride, custom demands that you experience something more stimulating.
- For your safety, you should be free from '50s haircuts or nasal, chin, shoulder, immunological, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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