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The Captain Hook's Car Tour Crash attraction, monstrously skidding in the fading moonlight
Captain Hook's Car Tour Crash
July 12, 1995
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
The Captain Hook's Car Tour Crash queue is like a jaunt through Tourtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the other guests.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less magical.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to rename special pants.
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