Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Hook's BMW Toon Slide attraction at dusk
Captain Hook's BMW Toon Slide
October 27, 1993
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The Captain Hook's BMW Toon Slide entrance is like a tour through the bad part of Toontown. The attraction bmws are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by fighting the headlights.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to experience this attraction in the morning.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you find something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 32 microns.
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, odd missing kidneys, or personal, immunological, spinal, hip, or wrist problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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