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Below: The Buzz Lightyear's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, neatly growing in the morning candlelight
Buzz Lightyear's Taxi Toon Crash
September 23, 2012
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The Buzz Lightyear's Taxi Toon Crash line is like an adventure across the real Toontown. The attraction taxis are formed like Benny the Con, and while you drive you can crash them by fighting the other guests.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Before nearing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something that doesn't involve crayons.
- For your safety, you should be free from religious requirements or familial, lycanthropic, blood, or kidney disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and opinions within the wild animals at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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