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The Bullseye's Car Goon Slide attraction during construction
Bullseye's Car Goon Slide
December 25, 1980
Avg. queue length:
The Bullseye's Car Goon Slide entrance is like a cruise inside Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cay, and when you drive you can slide them by spinning the steering wheel.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $232 trillion to construct.
- To test the attraction car idea, pranksters tried running a Matterhorn bobsled on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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