Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Bullseye's Car Goon Rotate, a favorite dark ride of Cubby O'Brien
Bullseye's Car Goon Rotate
October 24, 1995
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
The Bullseye's Car Goon Rotate entrance is like a cruise through Goontown. The dark ride cars are shaped like Benny the Coupé, and as you drive you can rotate them by fighting the headlights.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to go on this dark ride only after a pledge of silence.
- Contains holographic images.
- Dark ride is closed for repairs from May 17 until perhaps July 1.
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