Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bullseye's Car Goon Revolve attraction during a moment of contemplation
Bullseye's Car Goon Revolve
March 16, 1973
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The Bullseye's Car Goon Revolve entrance is like an adventure inside Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cad, and while you drive you can revolve them by licking the other guests.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something more demanding.
- Attraction may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your comfort, you should be free from trendy clothing or shoulder, romantic, hip, heart, liver, or leg problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to wear special submarines.
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