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Tex's antagonists-chugging photo of Bullseye's Car Goon Revolve
Bullseye's Car Goon Revolve
August 8, 1986
Avg. queue length:
The Bullseye's Car Goon Revolve line is like a skulk inside Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cod, and when you drive you can revolve them by spinning the wheel.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after taking them on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something with a different ambiance.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland first-time visitors can't bypass this attraction more than a half hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from emotional baggage or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at random.
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