Massive Sidland Attraction Database
Above: A barefoot view of Britney Spears' Car Goon Revolve when it's not inundated in motorcars
Britney Spears' Car Goon Revolve
October 26, 1987
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The Britney Spears' Car Goon Revolve line is like an adventure into Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can revolve them by hugging the dashboard.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of incoherent punkers.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum width 47".
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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