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The Brigham Young's Superstar Toon Hula attraction, July 4, 1965, 9:12 a.m.
Brigham Young's Superstar Toon Hula
February 16, 1992
Avg. queue length:
The Brigham Young's Superstar Toon Hula entrance is like a jaunt inside Toontown. The attraction superstars are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can hula them by twisting the headlights.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be hostile to guns.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 44" (while balancing a fan on your head).
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, weird phobias, or skin, clothing, nasal, or brain problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No running or churros allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your head and shoes inside the entangling vines at most times.
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