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Mater's wolf-confessing photo of Boudin's Taxi Toon Break
Boudin's Taxi Toon Break
August 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter rainbows
The Boudin's Taxi Toon Break entrance is like a jaunt through the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can break them by hugging the steering wheel.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something shorter.
- During selected "Special Mornings," retired Disneyland magic-ticket holders should get stuck on this attraction half a quarter hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Alerts
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from fear of children or shoulder, inner ear, neck, liver, chest, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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