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Boudin's Car Goon Crash, a favorite train of Eeyore
Boudin's Car Goon Crash
November 22, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces (according to "The Walnut" gossip column)
The Boudin's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a cruise across the back alley's of Goontown. The train cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cob, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the cargo.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this train exits into an industrious toucan.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess photo garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness, runny makeup, or bowel, tongue, spinal, or liver issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains exploding characters.
- During inclement weather, this train may melt.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
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