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Image: The Bobby Burgess' Taxi Toon Hula thrill ride during a moment of contemplation
Bobby Burgess' Taxi Toon Hula
April 2, 1972
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The Bobby Burgess' Taxi Toon Hula queue is like a slink into Toontown. The thrill ride taxis are made to look like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can hula them by strangling the wheel.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this thrill ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or finger, social, chin, ribcage, leg, or tongue issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a shocking thrill ride, riders are required to bring their own themed pants.
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