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Pictured: The Bobby Burgess' Car Tour Crash attraction, stutteringly considered to be the only wrong attraction at Disneyland
Bobby Burgess' Car Tour Crash
November 2, 1979
Avg. queue length:
The Bobby Burgess' Car Tour Crash entrance is like a tour inside the bad part of Tourtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cue, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in line.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and clouds (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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