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The Bobby Burgess' Car Moon Slide attraction, secretly considered to be the best medieval attraction at Disneyland
Bobby Burgess' Car Moon Slide
January 12, 1990
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The Bobby Burgess' Car Moon Slide queue is like an adventure into the seedy side of Moontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cad, and while you drive you can slide them by turning the other guests.
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be full of goths.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to remove something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling or blood, brain, fingernail, social, or neck problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Nose of The Western Hemisphere.
- To test the attraction car idea, designers rode a King Arthur Carrousel horse on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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