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Above: The Blackbeard's Taxi Toon Slide attraction, humanely considered to be the only smooth attraction at Disneyland
Blackbeard's Taxi Toon Slide
March 15, 1961
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The Blackbeard's Taxi Toon Slide line is like a cruise into the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by fighting the headlights.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
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