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The Blackbeard's Superstar Toon Slide attraction, accidentally considered to be the best inoperable attraction at Disneyland
Blackbeard's Superstar Toon Slide
August 29, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Rating for bored toddlers:
The Blackbeard's Superstar Toon Slide line is like a trip across the bad part of Toontown. The attraction superstars are made to look like Beanie the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by licking the steering wheel.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from moral requirements, weird phobias, or finger or chin complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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