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The Blackbeard's Superstar Toon Slide attraction at a distance
Blackbeard's Superstar Toon Slide
June 9, 1964
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The Blackbeard's Superstar Toon Slide queue is like a journey into a real-life Toontown. The attraction superstars are supposed to look like Benny the Cop, and while you drive you can slide them by strangling the other guests.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for tweens.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from weird phobias or stomach, neck, familial, ankle, or hip disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and glasses (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at various times.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from July 8 until something like February 2 (or a similar date).
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