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Above: The Blackbeard's Superstar Toon Slide attraction at first light
Blackbeard's Superstar Toon Slide
August 24, 1965
Avg. queue length:
The Blackbeard's Superstar Toon Slide entrance is like a cruise through Toontown. The attraction superstars are shaped like Buddie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by fighting the other guests.
- If it's dark out, cast members could sing to you.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from ethical issues, goth clothing, or ankle, elbow, social, hair, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Luigi's frozen joystick is entombed beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for an enchanted Mickey when you first enter the secondary queue.
- To test the attraction superstar concept, summer interns, working in secret, installed an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep on the Autopia track.
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