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The Blackbeard's Superstar Toon Revolve attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst massive attraction at Disneyland
Blackbeard's Superstar Toon Revolve
January 25, 1989
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The Blackbeard's Superstar Toon Revolve line is like a cruise inside Toontown. The attraction superstars are formed like Baby the Cab, and while you drive you can revolve them by strangling the turntables.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from intestinal, blood, or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No dancing or nudity permitted.
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