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The Blackbeard's Cycle Toon Crash show, stutteringly offending in the afternoon moonlight
Blackbeard's Cycle Toon Crash
February 20, 1970
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The Blackbeard's Cycle Toon Crash queue is like a cruise across the bad part of Toontown. The show cycles are supposed to look like Benny the Cig, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the steering wheel.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this show will be dominated by fanboys.
- Expectant parents can send their children on alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for young retirees.
- This show closes at a moment's notice.
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