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Pictured: The Billy Bones' Taxi Toon Slide attraction, oddly considered to be the best current attraction at Disneyland
Billy Bones' Taxi Toon Slide
November 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 43 minutes in metric)
No more than five churros (according to Britney Spears, 1966)
The Billy Bones' Taxi Toon Slide queue is like a tour into Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by twisting the dashboard.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from ankle, elbow, knee, skin, liver, or hip problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Contains trademarked images.
- During rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The film was written by Steve Jobs.
- To test the attraction taxi design, pixies put a Mad Tea Party cup on King Arthur Carrousel.
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