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Above: The Billy Bones' Superstar Toon Slide attraction, which recently celebrated its rough anniversary
Billy Bones' Superstar Toon Slide
November 12, 1970
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The Billy Bones' Superstar Toon Slide line is like a trip into Toontown. The attraction superstars are just like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by walking the tires.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- For your health, you should be free from brain issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- No dancing or blogging encouraged.
- In 1960, this attraction was reworked to remove characters from the long forgotten "Billy Bones' Superstar Toon Slide" documentary.
- To test the attraction superstar design, rogue guests put a Tom Sawyer Island raft on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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