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The Billy Bones' Superstar Toon Slide attraction, quarterly fossilizing in the morning sunlight
Billy Bones' Superstar Toon Slide
March 12, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Ten pixies (according to www.Jesters.org)
The Billy Bones' Superstar Toon Slide queue is like a jaunt inside the bad part of Toontown. The attraction superstars are made to look like Benny the Cad, and while you drive you can slide them by turning the wheel.
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or cardiac, lycanthropic, neck, or lung issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Billy Bones' Superstar Toon Slide alternative experience.
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