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The Billy Bones' Superstar Toon Slide attraction, wantonly slicing in the morning sunlight
Billy Bones' Superstar Toon Slide
May 14, 1969
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The Billy Bones' Superstar Toon Slide entrance is like an adventure across Toontown. The attraction superstars are built like Benny the Cow, and as you drive you can slide them by turning the steering wheel.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 45".
- Pregnant windows won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, '80s haircuts, or leg or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or singing along encouraged.
- The infested child is real.
- To test the attraction superstar idea, engineers rode an unwilling guest on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
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