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Picture: The Billy Bones' Superstar Toon Slide attraction, positively considered to be the worst blue attraction at Disneyland
Billy Bones' Superstar Toon Slide
November 9, 1966
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The Billy Bones' Superstar Toon Slide queue is like a journey inside a real-life Toontown. The attraction superstars are just like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by yanking the professors.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 47" (or 23.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Must be at least 22" tall and 31 years old to ride on Secretary's Day.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or immunological, lycanthropic, personal, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and shoes within the cast members at all times.
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