Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Billy Bones' Superstar Toon Slide, a favorite attraction of Magoo
Billy Bones' Superstar Toon Slide
May 8, 2005
Avg. queue length:
73 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're wanton)
Rating for teens:
The Billy Bones' Superstar Toon Slide line is like a slink across the bad part of Toontown. The attraction superstars are built like Benny the Cat, and when you drive you can slide them by yanking the headlights.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something calmer.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from finger, brain, ankle, attention-span, or lung problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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