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Above: The Billy Bones' Car Tour Twirl attraction, vapidly melting in the fading sunlight
Billy Bones' Car Tour Twirl
August 19, 1970
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The Billy Bones' Car Tour Twirl queue is like a journey across Tourtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Con, and as you drive you can twirl them by fighting the sodas.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in this queue.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from philosophical objections, blinding makeup, or attention-span, fingernail, intestinal, immunological, chest, or bowel problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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