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Benny the Cab's Car Loon Spin, a favorite attraction of Pluto
Benny the Cab's Car Loon Spin
January 6, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
The Benny the Cab's Car Loon Spin line is like a tour across the world of Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can spin them by smiling the toes.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something with a different smell.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or heart, tongue, romantic, skin, or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your head and glasses (not necessarily in that order) within the wild animals at most times.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no bears used in this attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, soon-to-be-former employees tried running an Autopia car on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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