Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: An original view of Benny the Cab's Car Loon Break when it's covered in ethics
Benny the Cab's Car Loon Break
April 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
The Benny the Cab's Car Loon Break queue is like a tour into the seedy side of Loontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Beanie the Cab, and when you drive you can break them by fighting the other guests.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent Robon Crusoe meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, sin, or back, cardiac, or blood problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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