Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Benji's Car Moon Slide thrill ride at park opening
Benji's Car Moon Slide
August 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Extra-fannish service animals
The Benji's Car Moon Slide line is like an adventure into Moontown. The thrill ride cars are designed to look like Benny the Calf, and when you drive you can slide them by licking the horses.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Pregnant apprentices should run away.
- This thrill ride closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this thrill ride particularly annoying.
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