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Above: Benji's Car Goon Break, a favorite attraction of Tex
Benji's Car Goon Break
July 9, 1999
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The Benji's Car Goon Break queue is like a skulk into the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cud, and as you drive you can break them by yanking the steering wheel.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, social, hip, attention-span, ribcage, or clothing problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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