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The Belle's Car Toot Slide attraction, merrily considered to be the worst comedic attraction at Walt Disney Land
Belle's Car Toot Slide
February 22, 1996
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The Belle's Car Toot Slide line is like a cruise into a real-life Toottown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cub, and when you drive you can slide them by spinning the dashboard.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more relaxing.
- Pregnant riders can use the restroom first.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at all times if you want to keep them.
- In 1965, this attraction was reworked to tone down artwork that could be seen by protesters as as inappropriate.
- To test the attraction car design, summer interns, working in secret, installed a Dumbo elephant in the Jedi Training Academy.
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