Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beauty's Car Goon Twist attraction, brightly considered to be the premier antebellum attraction at Disneyland
Beauty's Car Goon Twist
October 26, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Greater than ten stars (according to www.Crates.angelfire.org)
The Beauty's Car Goon Twist line is like a jaunt through Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cad, and when you drive you can twist them by hugging the teacups.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents may run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate cluelessness, trendy clothing, or ankle, immunological, hair, tongue, wrist, or nasal problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- There is a hidden churro stand obscured by this attraction's exit.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the secondary queue.
- To test the attraction car idea, cast members put a Finding Nemo submarine on the "it's a small world" track.
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