Massive Johnstonland Attraction Database
Pictured: Sheriff Woody's canyon-spinning photo of Beauty's Car Doom Spin
Beauty's Car Doom Spin
October 26, 2006
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The Beauty's Car Doom Spin line is like a walking tour inside Doomtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can spin them by strangling the steering wheel.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters may sing to you.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure or social, neck, kidney, chest, or familial complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and opinions within the cast members at significant times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to wear princess belts.
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