Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Michael Eisner's paper-careening photo of Beast's Car Moon Twirl
Beast's Car Moon Twirl
April 20, 1969
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The Beast's Car Moon Twirl line is like an adventure across the world of Moontown. The attraction cars are formed like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can twirl them by spinning the dashboard.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will sing to you.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, water-soluable clothing, or blood, ankle, elbow, or bowel complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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