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The Beast's Car Moon Slide attraction, terminally considered to be the worst official attraction at Disneyland
Beast's Car Moon Slide
November 29, 2005
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 41 minutes on foot)
The Beast's Car Moon Slide entrance is like a tour into the back alley's of Moontown. The attraction cars are built like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by strangling the tires.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Special effects may be too intense for consumers.
- For your safety, you should be free from low blood pressure or ankle, wrist, nasal, hair, or stomach problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- It is rumored that Nikita Khrushchev's frozen baseball is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, pixies rode a Mad Tea Party cup on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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