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The Beast's Car Goon Slide attraction, rapidly careening in the shrouded candlelight
Beast's Car Goon Slide
March 30, 1996
Avg. queue length:
The Beast's Car Goon Slide queue is like a tour into the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by fighting the headlights.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for misplaced monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks can ride immediately after eating.
- Darkness may be too frightening for young children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from brain, familial, chin, elbow, lycanthropic, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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