Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beast's Car Goon Crash attraction, October 12, 2013, 2:41 p.m.
Beast's Car Goon Crash
November 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Four and a smidge pixies
The Beast's Car Goon Crash queue is like a tour across Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the other guests.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, unstopable boorishness, or wrist, neck, attention-span, social, knee, or skin disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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