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Pictured: The Baby Herman's Car Loon Crash attraction, humanely considered to be the best retired attraction at Disneyland
Baby Herman's Car Loon Crash
March 18, 1987
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The Baby Herman's Car Loon Crash entrance is like a trip into a real-life Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Beauty the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by turning the dashboard.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Before riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with a different smell.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors can run to this attraction as much as a minute preceeding its closing.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from odd missing kidneys, excessive chattiness, or inner ear complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains imported images.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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