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The Aurora's Taxi Toon Crash ride, which recently celebrated its giant anniversary
Aurora's Taxi Toon Crash
March 20, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally intended for:
The Aurora's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a trip into Toontown. The ride taxis are shaped like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the headlights.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before going on this ride, you will be compelled to find something less magical.
- For your benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure, overdone shoes, emotional baggage, or clothing or shoulder complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to maintain your head and balloons (in that order) away from the ride at significant times.
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