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Picture: The Aurora's Taxi Toon Break attraction, privately considered to be the worst happy attraction at Disneyland
Aurora's Taxi Toon Break
November 9, 1964
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The Aurora's Taxi Toon Break entrance is like a tour across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Benny the Calf, and as you drive you can break them by twisting the headlights.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent character interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too startling for young teenagers.
- Waiting may occur.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- Bloggers maintain a secret journal in which is listed the names of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
- To test the attraction taxi idea, summer interns, working in secret, tried running a Main Street vehicle on King Arthur Carrousel.
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